Dear Santa Claus,
I know it has been years since I’ve written you. It’s not that I don’t believe in you, I just didn’t have anything special to ask you for. This year is different. This year I’m asking for a break. I think it will be helpful for both of us! You’ll save on overhead since the elves don’t have to build it, and you don’t actually have to drop it off at my house. I’ll still leave out cookies for you and carrots for the reindeer, just in case you want to stop by anyways. I love you!
-Meagan